Whilst on our recent tour of Africa I wrote a little creative auto-reply for my email out of office which, everybody LOVED. After a few requests to put it up online for everyone to see, I’ve caved and posted it below… Enjoy!
SUBJECT: Well, this is hawkward
For the next couple of weeks I’ve dugong on annual leave.
Where I’ve gone is irrelephant, but toucan figure it out if you read between the lions.
I’ll check my emails sparrowatically, but mostly owl be giraffing through the wilderness.
Now, rhino this is unlike me but leopard me assure ewe I’ll get back to you af-ri-can and if time and internet connections permit.
I’ll be back on the 5th of may.
See you in a while, crocodile.